Once a cheater, always a cheat,
just like a hoarder will never be neat
as the procrastinator will always be later
a leopard with spots won't square its dots.

 

No matter what a man has in store
he will only want more
girls galore
cuz less is a bore
like yaakov had wives 4
there are always new anatomies to tour

 

more assets to desire
of ownership never tire
possessions to acquire ..
with a "background" of under-wire

 

it's not about size, figure or look
it's all about having a place where to hook
not about her spirit character or soul
all she needs is a pulse and a hole. 

 

I try to surround myself with ppl rather sweet
I have some awesome buddies, who consider me a treat
but it's the stray jerks with brains in their feet
who inspire my sadder posts and tweets 

 

Joeli Schwartz's try wherever u let them in
all entrances and exits round n round they spin
but amidst their triumphant playerish grin
true love they continuously fail to win

 

 change it to, normal girls they fail to catch
it doesn't take much a new egg to hatch
anyone can pull their layers off
it takes substance to maintain, past a bored cough.